the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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