when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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