I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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