You're so nebulous sometimes
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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