I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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