What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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