Non-Jews are for practice
he was CRYING into my vagina
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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