No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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