FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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