What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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