it was a shit show
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Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
you never un-have a 4some
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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