ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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