It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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