I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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