Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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