2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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