I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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