DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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