Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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