when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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