I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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