He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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