Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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