what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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