dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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