Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm passing your future prison.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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