In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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