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My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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