I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I just want nice things and good sex
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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