only if we run a train.
done.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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