You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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