Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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