I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
