I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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