So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
