Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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