i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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