420 ftw
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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