are you still at the devil's house?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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