she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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