erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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