so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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