We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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