Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Pooping to opera.
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