Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
did i walk over a car last night?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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