My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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