Dual....:-)
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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