idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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