Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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