I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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