My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
