I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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