do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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