Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Randomize
