I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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