but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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