You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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