why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
soo... how was my night?
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